bartleself:

Gotta love the G.D
bigstupidbaby: personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better  (via the-best-text-posts)

bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

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lnfamy: #life (via localbabe)

lnfamy:

#life
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threepac: You’re in a room. It’s locked. There is a television on every wall. On those televisions are videos of embarrassing things that have happened to you. The volume of every television is not on an even number. (via the-best-text-posts)

threepac:

You’re in a room. It’s locked. There is a television on every wall. On those televisions are videos of embarrassing things that have happened to you. The volume of every television is not on an even number.

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ericandy:

BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET
at school me: its too fucking early me: dont look at me me: i dont even know what that is me: am i in science or gym right now me: stop fucking screaming me: dont touch me filthy peasant me: fuck you me: thats right open the fucking door for me peasant me: can you not me: holy shit you can touch me all you want you beautiful human being you me: he's cute... me: holy shit what if he's gay me: what if he's gay with that guy right there me: i ship it me: whens lunch me: peasant me: the queen is leaving move