bartleself:

Gotta love the G.D
bigstupidbaby: personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better  (via olitwist)

bigstupidbaby:

personally i feel like romeo and juliet could have handled the situation better 

(via olitwist)

lnfamy: #life (via localbabe)

lnfamy:

#life
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(via localbabe)

threepac: You’re in a room. It’s locked. There is a television on every wall. On those televisions are videos of embarrassing things that have happened to you. The volume of every television is not on an even number. (via olitwist)

threepac:

You’re in a room. It’s locked. There is a television on every wall. On those televisions are videos of embarrassing things that have happened to you. The volume of every television is not on an even number.

(via olitwist)

ericandy:

BRINGING THIS BACK BECAUSE THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET
at school me: its too fucking early me: dont look at me me: i dont even know what that is me: am i in science or gym right now me: stop fucking screaming me: dont touch me filthy peasant me: fuck you me: thats right open the fucking door for me peasant me: can you not me: holy shit you can touch me all you want you beautiful human being you me: he's cute... me: holy shit what if he's gay me: what if he's gay with that guy right there me: i ship it me: whens lunch me: peasant me: the queen is leaving move