dntfearthereaper:

Restraining yourself from making inappropriate jokes in a new friendship because you don’t know if they’ll laugh or start running away

(Source: anthonyedwardstarks, via maririma)

gabilliamqueen:

gabilliamqueen:

IM SO PUMPED I FEEL LIKE I COULD DO A FUCKIN BACKFLIP

I CANNOT DO A BACKFLIP

(via maririma)

jecjujubeans:

when i was like 9, my mom came up to me and said, “i know you know there is no santa clause, but can you pretend there is for your brother?” and that’s how i found out santa was fake. 

(via the-best-text-posts)

hownowbrownseacow:

rosiebeck:

nxv:

primisthebomb:

I THREW A GRAPE IN THE AIR TO CATCH IT IN MY MOUTH BUT IT WENT TOO HIGH AND HIT THE CEILING AND THERE WAS A SPIDER THERE AND THE SPIDER FELL AND SO DID THE GRAPE AND THEY BOTH LANDED ON MY FACE AND I STILL HAVEN’T STOPPED SCREAMING

i read the first line in my head in the tune of call me maybe im so stupid

I threw a grape in the air
I went to catch it I swear
It hit a spider that fell
and now they’re on my face

Fantastic.

(via the-best-text-posts)